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The Daily Show’s Jason Jones Investigates ‘Ultimate Smiting’
“JOHN, PERHAPS IF THE CATHOLICS WERE TO FOLLOW SUIT, THEY JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST THEIR OWN PRIESTS.” One Good Move with the God-Smacked Video, and Arizona’s Ultimate Slighting...
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Why the Jon Stewart Rally To Restore Sanity Will Be ‘X-Rated’
“NOW LISTEN, JON, SINCE CHRISTINE O’DONNELL HAS PROVEN THAT NOT MASTURBATING LEADS TO INSANITY, IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO EXPOSE THIS TEABAGGER.”
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Rick Sanchez Lands Gig With CNN: ‘The Chanukkah News Network’
“THEY SAID THEY NOT ONLY FORGAVE ME FOR MY ANTI-SEMITIC COMMENTS, BUT THAT I’D BE PERFECT FOR ESTABLISHING THEIR BRAND: ‘EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.” ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-...
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Rally To Restore ‘Sanity?’ Jon Stewart Jumps the Snark
“AND SO, WHILE ON MY NIGHT JOB, WE CONSTANTLY MOCK THE FALSE EQUIVALENCE PRACTICED BY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, HERE ON OUR DAY SHIFT, WE DO THE VERY SAME THING, BY PRETENDING THAT THE OCCASIONAL EXCESSES...
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Father Guido Sarducci at Sanity Rally Reprises ‘Find the Popes in the Pizza’
“NOW, THIS NEW CONTEST MAKES MY OLDÂ ‘FINDA THEÂ POPES IN THE PIZZA CONTEST’ LOOKA PRETTY EASY INÂ COMPARISON. HERE, I THINK ITS GONNA BE A-PRETTY HARD TO FIND A SINGLE REPUBLICAN… AMONG MORE THANÂ...
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Juan Williams On Sanity Rally, Does It Again!
“I KNOW THIS IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT, BUT I’D RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN … THAN RIDE WITH A MUSLIM ON A PEACE TRAIN.”
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MSNBC Organizes Rally To Restore Jon Stewart’s Sanity
“I DARE SAY, SIR, YOUR HOLIER-THAN-THOU ‘FALSE EQUIVALENCY’ OF OUR STATION WITH FOX MAKES YOU UNIQUELY SUITABLE TO REPLACE MR. LIEBERSTEIN … AS PRESIDENT OF THE CO-OPTED BOARD.”
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The Truthiness Comes Out in Rachel Maddow Interview: Jon Stewart Only ‘Plays’...
“YOU SEE, RACHEL, IT’S OBVIOUS THAT WHERE STEPHEN COLBERT PLAYS A FICTIONAL CONSERVATIVE CHARACTER ON HIS SHOW, AND THE ACTUAL CONSERVATIVES TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY …?SO TOO I’VE FOOLED ALL THE LIBERALS...
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The Strange Case of Jon Stewart: Dr. Heckle and Mr. Hide
“YES, IT’S TRUE RACHEL, WHEN I’M ON THE DAILY SHOW, I RALLY FOR SANITY BY HECKLING THE RIGHT-WING. AT ALL OTHER TIMES, HOWEVER, I ASSUME AN INSANE ALTER EGO AND TRY TO HIDE MY LIBERAL VIEWS.”
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Ed Schultz: Jon Stewart ‘Out-Schultzes’ Me
“Mr. Stewart knows nothing, he sees nothing, and he says nothing!” Background at HuffPost.
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